My friends, there has been a significant development in the lunchbox art situation. Apparently, there is an actual parent out there, one who has his own logo, who has a real kid and actually did the lunchbox art that I posted about earlier this week:
You can tell from the fact that he has a logo attached to his emails that he is just a regular dad, and is not professionally benefitting from making insanely complicated lunches for his child.
Anyway, this is what he wanted to say to me:
"If you are going to call my lunches fake and participate in the tearing down of other parents on your blog, the least you can do is not cut the watermarks off my pic since you don't have the common decency to link to my blog. Yes I'm talking about the My Little Pony one. And by the way, yes my daughter takes them to school and yes they make it intact. Thanks."
To begin, I did not alter these images in any way. I copied them from Pinterest. So, just so that he gets full credit, his logo apparently should have been included on the Pinkie Pie image. Please take note of that. The fact that 2 of the 3 images that I randomly selected from Pinterest came from one man, who has his own logo, might at first suggest to you that, in fact, I was correct in arguing that nobody (with the exception of those who are actively self-promoting on the internet) makes these kind of lunches.
He, however, is apparently very offended that I suggested that the rest of us do not need to start websites with our own logos making elaborate lunches for our children. It is, as you all know from reading this blog, my regular goal to "tear down other parents." I would like every one of the parents on earth just torn to shreds, mostly because I insulted your lunch art.
So I have now rectified the situation, by not only providing his very nice logo here, but also, at the same time, providing his website, because it is in his logo, which again shows that he is just a regular parent, just getting through the day. You can all now go see all the elaborate lunches he really made, that his child really eats, and that really get all the way to school, and that he really wrote on with a sharpie to make bread look like a baby.
You can also watch a video of him doing situps.
Also he wrote a book called "Adventures in Lunchboxing," which you should all go out and buy, because it is a realistic depiction of how we all make lunches in the morning, and is not at all intended to aggrandize this one parent, at the expense of all other normal parents out there, just trying to get out the door.
